Colin-isms

Colin: I'm DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Mommy: I'll be up in just a minute.
Colin: I want Daddy to wipe
Mommy: Ok. You wipe first and Daddy will be up in one minute
Daddy: Good job wiping
Colin: I cleaned my dirty slide

Yup. He called it his dirty slide and I need only one guess as to who taught him that. Starts B and ends with an -ennett.