Colin-isms

Colin: Look Mommy! Belle (pronounced Belly) Tire is almost done
Mommy: ::laughing:: It's Belle, not Belly
Colin: No it's Bell-e. Belly Tire
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Colin: Know what someone said at school today?
Mommy: What's that?
Colin: a bathroom word.
Mommy: That's not good
Colin: They said varted
Mommy: ::laughing:: what was that?
Colin: varted.
Mommy: farted?
Colin: No varted with a V. V-v-v-varted.