Colism-isms part 2

More funnies from my funny man ...

Background: Colin loves to shake people's hands at church. I mean LOVES to shake hands. We are on our way to church:
Colin: shake hands
Mommy: yup, we can shake hands
silence
Colin: How are you? Thats what man says. Yeah. How are you? That's what the man says.
Mommy: laughs. What does Colin say?
Colin: Hi man. Colins happy. That's what Colin says. Yeah - thats what Colin says.
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Fast forward to getting to church. New greeter this morning.
Greeter: Hi little buddy. High 5?
Colin: Shake hands. Colin sooooooooooooo happy
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